One Can But Wish

Yesterday, when I read my wife the headline, “Dick Cheney shoots fellow hunter in Texas,? she asked, “Who did he shoot.?

Although I’d already read the story, I couldn’t help but reply, “He shot Bush in the ass.?

That cracked her up, much more than the boring lack of details that originally accompanied the story.

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  1. If you’ve seen the movie ‘Giant’, the hostess would be a direct descendant of the couple played by Rock Hudson and Elizabeth Taylor. The lawyer sprayed with birdshot represents the part of the family played by James Dean. They were all descended from the founder of a ranch acquired by virtue of running the first riverboat on the lower stretch of the Rio Grande. Robert E. Lee was a frequent passenger before the Civil War.

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